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Joke of the Day

"What did the 8 say to infinity? Come on man, get up!"

"Don't Be Racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!"

"Why don't sea creatures get divorced? Because they can't afford abalone."

"I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"What's dad's best one-liner? ""My wife."""

"TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!"

"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."

"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"