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Joke of the Day
"What's dad's best one-liner? ""My wife."""
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"I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."
"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."
"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph."
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."
"Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks"
"Did you hear about the French guy who died after eating in a fish restaurant? It must have been food poissoning."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing"
"I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes But it's so, so hard"
"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."