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Joke of the Day

"I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool."

"This idiot from Apple reckons that the ""Temperature, iPhone needs to cool down"" warning message has nothing to do with all my hot selfies"

"I'm convinced that my wife took 9 years of education at 3 different colleges just to win all the arguments for the rest of my life."

"I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He'll live, but he won't get laid."

"What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use? Oral-E"

"How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? As many as will fit."

"I made a new joke. I made a new word. Plagiarism."

"Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even"

"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."