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Joke of the Day
"Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because it's out of the high rent district."
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"What makes for a good first date? NOT MOVIES"
"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."
"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."
"Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole."
"So I introduced my new girlfriend to my family Everyone seemed to like her except for my wife"
"How do you know if a chick used a vibrator while she was pregnant? The kid stutters"
"[text] ""Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. ""Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"""
"One Direction."
"Doctor, doctor I think I need glasses!! You certainly do sir. This is a fish and chip shop."