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Joke of the Day

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."

"I love playing The Sims. It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested."

"I once had a midget for a wife. until I took an arrow to the knee."

"*interrupts your class* Girl sorry to embarrass you, but I wrote this for you *whips out guitar, fucks up intro* wait. *tries again* wait."

"Columbia have already begun their preparations for the upcoming match against Uruguay. The entire squad are set to have tetanus and rabies jabs."

"Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones Their reasoning is pretty sound"

"Your mom is so huge... That she has an entire Pokedex devoted to her storage."

"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."

"Boy: ""Isn't the principal a dummy!"" Girl: ""Say, do you know who I am?"" Boy: ""No."" Girl: ""I'm the principal's daughter."" Boy: ""And do you know who I am?"" Girl: ""No,"" Boy: ""Thank god!"""

"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."