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Joke of the Day
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!"
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"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""
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"Someone please tell my mother she won't get a free iPod by clicking the links. She's convinced I just don't want to show her how to use it."
"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."
"I invented a realistic sex simulator. It doesn't work on me because realistically nobody wants to have sex with me."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"