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Joke of the Day

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find."

"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"

"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"

"I haven't seen my mom in a while My mom decided she'd rather be a man. Then we stopped seeing her much; That tends to happen with transparents."

"I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."

"It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management."

"My Lesbian neighbors got me a Timex for my birthday They misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just gave a little wine"

"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."