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Joke of the Day
"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."
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"How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced? A Buccaneer."
"What's the darkest joke you know? No limits who can disgust me the most? Best part of fucking 21 year olds? Theres 20 of them"
"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."
"Best jokes from movies What are you best jokes you have heard in a movie?"
"A man entered 10 puns into a pun contest. When he called in to ask if any of his puns won the contest, the organizer told him, ""No pun in ten did."""
"If a tree fell on keemstar in the woods Would anyone care."
"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."
"still waiting for a Discovery Channel ""How It's Made"" episode on babies. otherwise i fear i'll never figure it out"
"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"