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Joke of the Day

"Why did the thumbs-up become the universal symbol for approval? ""hey let me show u my weirdest finger because i'm down with what ur saying"""

"Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a ""God PLEASE bless America"", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners"

"School humor Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"I never buy Velcro It's such a rip off."

"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."

"What's the difference between a petri dish and white people? A petri dish develops a culture."

"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"

"My wife said, ""Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?"" I said, ""well, you are in a wheelchair""."

"Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA, gets on a podium and encourages all black men in America to buy guns to protect themselves from white guys with guns. Just kidding."

"Did you hear that in September of 2001, America made a 'The Hobbit' based plane? It's first stop was the Two Towers"