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Joke of the Day
"It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management."
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"If you vote for yourself, does something blue appear like when you pee in a pool?"
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
"How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player? The pizza can feed a family of four."
"There is no dialog in the first half-an-hour of Mad Max:Fury Road...(no spoilers) ...'cept all the blacks yip-yappin' in the theater."
"Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark"
"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"
"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!"""
"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."