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Joke of the Day

"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website? DruPal"

"I'd rather spend my Saturday with the dead arm from '127 Hours' than attend a baby shower."

"What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!"

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"

"Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear? The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear? They called back."

"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."

"My wife is an angel A man tells his friend, ""My wife is an angel."" His friend replies, ""Lucky you. Mine's still alive."""

"Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race."

"What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ? The smell of their fingers."