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Joke of the Day
"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"
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"me: ""okay I might as well just say it..I love you"" girl dinosaur: ""omg u have no idea how long I've waited for u to say that!"" *meteorite*"
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
"Whats the difference between pink and purple??? Your grip!!!"
"Why do vacuums machines make for such terrible hairdriers? because they suck."
"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
"When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"