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Joke of the Day
"When the Chinese fill out government forms... Under ""Occupation"" do they write ""Tibet""?"
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"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"
"How do you want it die? Personally, i want to go out as my grandpa. Peacefully in his sleep. Unlike his passengers, screaming and crying."
"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."
"Traffic stop A cop stops a car and asks the man inside, ""Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?"" The guy replies, ""Why? Is there an ugly chick next to me?"""
"That awkward moment... ...when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring...and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend."
"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."
"My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me."