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Joke of the Day

"If I could travel back in time I wouldn't kill Hitler, but I would write him a scathing book review called 'Mein Kampffft."""

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ A gift for all redditors. It's called The Alphabet. You can use as much of it as you want, as many times as you want so that you will write in complete fucking sentenc"

"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""

"I live in a glass house and my back door is a jar"

"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."

"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother"

"So I finally found a girl that swallows... But she's bulimic so it really doesn't count."