228552

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry."

"Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did."

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"In Canada we don't have cars. we just float around on apology clouds and nobody ever gets sad or dies."

"If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it"

"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."

"Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."

"That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!"

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."