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Joke of the Day

"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."

"Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!"

"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam ? I have no fucking idea."

"well its a strange request ""pleease"" ok ok [doctor says test results again only this time in arnold schwarzenegger voice] its naht a toomah"

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.. No, wait.. Fuck, now they're black."

"What do you call a group of Beavers? A hens nights"

"So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school."

"A man in Arizona buys a [Tempescope Cube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ddMyIsxZ-g). He returned it a week later because all it did was blow sand and tumbleweeds around."