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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
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"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"
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"ME: [whispering]""Yes, 911? Someone's breaking into my house!"" 911: Stay calm. Do you have an address? ME: ""um no. I have on pajamas"""
"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
"So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red? Because Red Blue Green."
"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."
"A blind man walks into a bar..."
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"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."