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"Why is Thors bother so secretive? Because he tries to keep things Loki..."
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"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"
"Me (digging a hole): how's this? My clone: at least 6 feet deeper Me: you sure there's treasure? My Clone: toss me up your keys bud"
"When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar"
"What did Mohammed eat? His dates."
"King George. One day George is going to be king, thats not bad going for some one who started at Asda."
"Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer? Because he dosen't have a plot."
"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."
"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"