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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer? Because he dosen't have a plot."
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"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."
"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"
"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."
"Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good? Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just 2 but makes you wonder how they got inside the bulb"
"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"
"Why are a prostitute and a teacher so similar? They both get screwed"
"I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs."
"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."