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Joke of the Day
"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"
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"If babies knew how shitty life gets they wouldn't be giggling so much. Ignorant little bastards."
"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."
"What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires? What's a movie?"
"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."
"Donald Trump said he is going to do an AMA from the space station For upvotes"
"You ever heard of Oedipus? That guy's a real motherfucker."
"My dad was an illiterate pirate Tragically, he was lost at C."
"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."
"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."