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Joke of the Day
"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"
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"One day a boy was answering all the questions right in class.... Girl: Wow, what a fucking nerd Teacher: Be nice, he might be your boss one day Boy: Nah, I don't ever plan on being a pimp"
"Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes..."
"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."
"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."
"What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*"
"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."
"I hate having OCD - do you realize what it's like to feel somewhat compelled to wash your hands nearly every time you go to the bathroom?!?"
"The girl next to me in traffic was texting and driving so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."
"How do crows know what time is it? They have the knights watch ."