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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !"
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"Two atoms are walking down the street.... Two atoms walking down the street. One says, ""Damn, Ive lost an electron"". ""Are you sure?"" ""Yep, I'm positive""."
"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"It's goofy when people pretend to zip their mouth closed to indicate keeping a secret. ""Your secret is well guarded... behind a zipper"""
"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""
"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"
"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"
"What gym equipment does Jesus use? A cross trainer."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."