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Joke of the Day

"Me (digging a hole): how's this? My clone: at least 6 feet deeper Me: you sure there's treasure? My Clone: toss me up your keys bud"

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. Well, I think she was poor. She only had 1.30 in her purse."

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."

"Christmas is canceled this year. Hoe HOoo HOe Hooo Hoooo were his last words as Kanye gunned him down for disrespecting his woman."

"If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people, they're the ones who keep having gay babies."

"In other news.... We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe."

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"

"Making a good baby joke is easy But the delivery is a bitch."

"""Wow, more ABBA. Shocking."" -anyone on road trips with me"