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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."
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"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."
"Who has scene a dinosaur? No one! They're extinct!"
"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwhich at subway... Whoops, wrong sub."
"Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon? Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool"
"I'll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes"
"Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish"
"What do you call fake soup? Pho Soup"
"Why didn't Steven jobs get treated for cancer? an apple a day keeps the doctor away"