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Joke of the Day

"King George. One day George is going to be king, thats not bad going for some one who started at Asda."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a teritary joke."

"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."

"Therapist: ""I think you have a phobia of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?"" Me: ""I can't say I do."" Therapist: ""That's one of them."""

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"Adam says to Eve... ""I wear the plants in this relationship!"""

"If quizzes are quizzical.... What are tests?"

"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."

"What would one call a movie about meth addictions? Need for speed."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."