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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my pudding. With their tops off and my penis in them."
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"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."
"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."
"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."
"I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here: Echo Chamber"
"[police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a light grey Me: ... My dog: if that helps"
"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"
"Wife: It's date night! Me: So, a movie, and... You still have that school uniform? W: Yes. *winks* M: Maybe you can get a student discount."
"Whoever said ""It takes two to tango""... Clearly never took Spanish."
"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."