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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny man ghost hunting? A **boo**ty call."
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"He slapped his two inches on the doctors desk. The doctor said ""What is wrong with it?"" ""It's swollen."""
"There's two things I hate in this world 1) People who can't count"
"""Now officer, hear me out: alcohol is a depressant and cocaine is a stimulant. Therefore, mixed in equal parts, I'm basically sober!"""
"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!"
"Total Eclipse Today I tried using a colander to view the eclipse. I think I've strained my eyes."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm read for free"
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for a lifetime"
"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"