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Joke of the Day
"I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here: Echo Chamber"
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"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."
"You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald"
"I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !"
"What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey"
"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."
"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"
"I cant believe Whoopi Goldberg hasn't legally changed her last name to ""Cushion."" I mean, why even be a celebrity??"
"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."
"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."