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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said ""It takes two to tango""... Clearly never took Spanish."
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"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies...."
"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."
"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."
"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."
"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."
"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha."
"Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it."
"What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks."
"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."