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Joke of the Day
"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."
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"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"
"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."
"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."
"A robber walks into a bank... ...and shouts ""This is a fuck up!"", The bank teller say's ""Don't you mean a hold up?"" to which the robber replies ""No its a fuck up, I left my gun in the car!"""
"What do you call a Jewish cop? Kosher Pork."
"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."
"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."
"I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage It eliminates the worst part of a relationship"
"What do you call a blind person who can't find his/her glasses? Eyeronic."