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Joke of the Day
"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."
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"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."
"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"
"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."
"If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old."
"What do you call a constipated optimist? A half ass full kind-a guy!"
"A neutron walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender passes him one. The neutron goes to reach for his wallet, but the bartender stops him. ""For you, no charge"""
"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."
"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it."
"Having sex while drunk is like trying to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm"