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Joke of the Day

"Fastfood Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries! Man: Right here! Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight. Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait... Clerk: >:D"

"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"

"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"

"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."

"How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground"

"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."

"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."

"Why do women sound like they're having an orgasm when they play tennis? And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?"

"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"

"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."