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Joke of the Day

"Fastfood Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries! Man: Right here! Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight. Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait... Clerk: >:D"

"What did the saggy boob also say to the other? ""Hey, let's hang out together?"""

"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"

"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"

"[paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now."

"Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !"

"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"

"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."

"I'll bet Johnny Depp is somewhere supercool right now, wearing 7 scarves."