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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground"
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"My fire alarm just went off because I took my shower. Ya, I know I'm hot when I'm naked, but come on now, let's all just calm down."
"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."
"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"
"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"
"Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru."
"Some people say I'm unemployed, but I say I work.. for steam customer support"
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
"What do ghosts give birth to? Boo-bies."
"A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it... He put his Monet where his mouth is."