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Joke of the Day

"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"

"What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common? They both plat no more."

"I eat my hot dogs cold No bun intended"

"Dad do you like baked apples? Yes son why? The orchard's on fire."

"What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne"

"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""

"I need some white people jokes! I would especially love to hear these from someone of a different race. It's my birthday and this would make it complete."

"A girl asked me if I was a good cook. ""Does Meth count?"" probably wasn't the answer she wanted."

"""I thought that too, but I didn't say it out loud, because I'm not a racist."" - a racist"

"All I want is for someone to pretend to love me for who I am, then gradually change me over a period of several years until we both hate me."