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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!"

"I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress"

"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."

"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"

"[1st time on phone with a girl] I've got butterflies in my stomach It's so cute that you're nervous [eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?"

"What does music have to do with safety? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."

"q: what's black and would kill you if it jumped on you out of a tree? a: a grand piano"

"I don't understand the purpose of smooth objects. I mean, there's no point."

"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."