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Joke of the Day
"Googles ""what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough"" [5 minutes later] ""twice"""
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"What do you call a virgin redneck? An orphan"
"Biden: Maybe we make our own country and he won't be invited Obama: Joe Biden: And MAYBE THIS TIME WE CALL IT THE BLACK HOUSE RIGHT BARACK"
"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."
"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""
"How I like my women I like my women like I like my scotch. Twelve years old and mixed up with coke."
"How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."
"What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice? Justinice."
"What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!!"
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""