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Joke of the Day

"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"

"My dad says he donates to the African water charities Because he's got a well paying job."

"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""

"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."

"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."

"I love u it's my favourite vowel"

"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."

"Twitter management's favorite part of a book is always Chapter 11"

"A robber broke into my house last night looking for money... So I woke up and started searching with him."

"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."