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Joke of the Day

"A robber broke into my house last night looking for money... So I woke up and started searching with him."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."

"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."

"How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!"

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted."

"If you are over 40, it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check."

"What did one quantum frog say to the other? Quibit."

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."

"I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court."