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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many people like Harry Potter? It's a charming story."

"My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets."

"Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the writer."

"For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over."

"Finally found out why MTV doesn't do crossover episodes The FCC had some serious problems with ""Pimp my Pregnant 16 Year Old."""

"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."

"if i were a white vegan satanist i would constantly say stuff like ""kale satan"" and ""i love the dark gourd"" and nobody would stop me"

"I was riding in my friend's car today when I noticed he didn't have a brake pedal. He said it only slowed him down."

"What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books."

"What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four"