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Joke of the Day

"When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying ""Good answer"" like people on Family Feud."

"Vince Vaughn supports the right to carry guns in public. So if you ever wander into 1 of his movies, you can just shoot yourself."

"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."

"I understand why there were reindeer named Dasher, Dancer and Prancer, but how did Vixen earn her name. What is Santa hiding"

"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"

"all of my friends are really happy and successful. i have no clean forks so i cut up a hot dog with my debit card"

"Black humor never gets old ...just like african people"

"Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath."

"What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio? Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue."

"What do you call a horny guy in a pool? Driftwood"