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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
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"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
"I had a soap addiction. Its okay though I'm clean now."
"Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life."
"I should do my own TV series........... Man vs Drink"
"""I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid"" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me."
"Things that kinda rhyme... Very Hungry Caterpillar Scary Money Counterfeiter"
"Why did the H blow itself up? Because the Jihad."