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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."

"What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm? Da Rude Sandstorm"

"""love is the most powerful force in the universe"" wrong! huge explosions are"

"Him: How much do you love me? Me: A bit more than pizza. Him: Me: But not as much as coffee."

"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"A doctor and his patient **Doctor**: After the operation, you'll be a new man. **Patient**: Could you send the bill to the old man?"

"True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people.. together."

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other... ""how do you drive this thing?"""

"*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic: ""CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"""

"I interviewed for a new secretary today and the last girl blew it. So, she starts tomorrow."