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Joke of the Day
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
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"What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes? A Jehovah's Witness."
"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."
"Ok everyone enough of your ""family"" time to come back to the internet. We are your real family."
"All the dads with weekend custody are crowding up the donut shop."
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"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."
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"Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she smart? Husband:Yes. Wife:Is she pretty? Husband:Yes. Wife:How did she dress today? Husband:Very quickly."