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Joke of the Day

"I finally set up a new sky light in my apartment! I don't know why my upstairs neighbors are so furious though."

"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."

"What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !"

"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."

"This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool."

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"robbing hood http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608026807890022015&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0"

"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."