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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not? Not even, homes"

"*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*"

"A gay guy walking backwards walks into a bar... and proceeds to moan in pleasure."

"TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking through the Red Sea The event was named ""Moses' double cross""."

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"""My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body's telling me yesss...BABY"" Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?"

"I love heavy metal. My favourite is lead."

"Apparently, the correct reply to ""Where've you been it's 3am, you're drunk & have lipstick on your collar"" is not ""You're next, fatty!"""

"I'll never rob a store because I don't want to see the police guess my weight on a wanted poster."

"What do you call Jews with HIV? Financial AIDS."