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Joke of the Day

"What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"I like sleeping, it's like death without the commitment."

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"

"What does a man with a tiny penis have for breakfast? Well this morning I had a PopTart, 2 eggs and a glass of orange juice."

"Does the defense have any last words? ""Yes I do your honor... THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA"" [Judge & jury scramble to get on top of tables]"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"

"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."