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Joke of the Day
"They say abs are made in the kitchen But i can only make rolls"
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"Whenever somebody hits me, I yell, ""Somebody grab the pepper..."" ""...I was just as**sa**u**lt**ed!"""
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"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."
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"I don't feel sorry for people who waited until the last minute to do their taxes... I finished mine over a year ago..."
"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."