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Joke of the Day

"I went to a restaurant last night and had the Wookie steak... It was a little Chewy..."

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"I think I have just enough followers to start a decent sized cult"

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."

"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."

"If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater"

"How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?"

"Saw a standup duo last night. One totally died on stage. The other killed. Actually, now I think about it, it might have been a cage fight."