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Joke of the Day
"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."
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"Julie: What time is it? Counsellor: Three o'clock. Julie: Ohno! Counsellor: What's the matter? Julie: I've been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!"
"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"
"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""
"What's the fastest game in the world? Pass the Parcel in a Belfast Pub."
"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."
"They say innocence is always found in the children. This has only made it more difficult for me to understand why so many pedophiles are found guilty."
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"