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Joke of the Day

"Two fish in a tank... ...one turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""

"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"

"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."

"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."

"How do you know an engineer is an extrovert? He stares at *your* shoes while he talks to you."

"I forgot to bring my bags to the grocery store, people looked at me like I drove there on an aerosol can, then slit a baby seal's throat."

"Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be"

"How are martinis like breasts? They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many."