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Joke of the Day

"when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title ""you are toilet man fight turtle monster"""

"What data service is red and wireless? Flash-Drives"

"What do you call two Korean lovers? Seoulmates"

"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"

"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""

"What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill Dead ant dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant"

"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."

"ONLY 70S KIDS WILL REMEMBER THIS: Their parents doing cocaine while watching Jaws at full volume when you have a math quiz in the morning"